This time we’re talking about things people say Americans are OBSESSED with.
Things being “haunted.”
Getting clothing from t-shirt cannons.
The word “literally.”
Gender reveal parties.
Talking about how long is takes to get somewhere.
Getting on the Ellen show.
Hypothesizing how they would perform as a man in the WNBA.
Happy hour and marinara sauce.
Making movies about serial killers.
Eating foods that taste like other foods.
Thinking they’re Italian.
Putting marshmallows on everything on Thanksgiving.
Making celebrities out of stupid people.
And lastly, going to the gas station for snacks.