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The person with the best seat in the house:
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The person who’s about to try a fun new kind of wasp-flavored boba tea:
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The person who’s going to be dodging jellyfish all afternoon:
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The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you’ll ever see:
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The person who got a special surprise in their pizza:
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The person whose day did not go eggsactly as planned:
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The person who just made an enemy for life in the form of a seagull:
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The person whose ham looks like it came straight from the devil’s behind:
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The person whose mint plants just got a special fertilizer:
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The person whose dogs, I’m sure, have been barkin’ all night:
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The person whose headphones are experiencing all Europe has to offer:
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The person who’s about to have the ride of their lifetime:
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The person who truly experienced the highest of highs and the lowest of lows:
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The person whose dish went absolutely nuclear:
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The person whose coffee beans have seen things…terrible things:
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The person whose fan fell fiercely flat fortunately far from family:
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The person who lost a fight in the eternal battle of knife versus butter:
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The person whose car now belongs to the wasps: